Ahoy there! Take out yer sailmaker's thimble and let's make this Sassy Strawberry. She be a feisty fruit!
Slice two strawberry shapes from blood red felt.
Sew two big black sequins to a scrap o' white felt to make a fearsome ghostie that'll keep ye awake in yer hammock.
Use glue boiled from yer enemies' bones (or PVA) to add a spiky green stalk. Sew a smile an' accessorize with oversized sequins, or whatever pirate gold ye feel appropriate.
Chief of Creative Levity and beacon of rainbows and optimism!